WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the hell is going on here? It's like a shitstorm of crazy, more info and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please explain before I go completely bonkers? How Fucking Fuck?! Dude, this is utterly insane. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like the